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Welcome to SAILOR FAILURES, a Tumblog about Sailor Moon. Despite the name, THIS IS NOT A MOCK BLOG.
If you're looking for a lighthearted Tumblr to reminisce about your childhood, this probably isn't it. It's a blog for people who obsess about Sailor Moon as much as I do. Translation; It's nerdy.

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Tags: #Bunny #I myself am not even sure why I did this #Queen Beryl #Sailor Moon #Sera Myu #Serena #Usagi #animated .gif #animation #art #fanart #recommended

3 months ago. 484 Notes

Tags: #Bunny #Sailor Moon #Serena #Usagi #Usagi Tsukino #graphic #graphics #recommended

3 months ago. 851 Notes

badchichi:

A flower will wilt, but how beautiful it does, truly blooming all the way.

This makes me slightly uncomfortable but mostly aroused.

Tags: #stand back whilst I photoshop you and your nipples into all kinds of nonsense #reblogged #cosplay #oh ok #Tuxedo Mask #Mamoru #Darien #recommended

Reblogged from badchichi

4 months ago. 29 Notes

You know what

Some cosplayers should definitely get together. Like, a group of the Sailor Team, and put their costumes and wigs on and scruff themselves up a little bit with stage makeup and dirt so that it looks like they’re in the middle of battle. And then they should go to some kind of old building, or a desolate field, or other mysterious local public place, or even just set up a room in their house to look like some foreboding cave. And then they should get a laptop with a webcam and Internet access, and Mercury should be holding it and typing it, acting frantic and hiding behind things and sometimes holding the laptop away from themselves so they can run to a different point. And the other girls, in costume, should occasionally run behind her so they’re in front of the laptop, looking like they’re attacking stuff and dodging, etc.
And then they should go onto Chat Roulette and pretend like Mercury’s computer picked up the wrong signal.

Tags: #I would consider paying you #Sailor Moon #chat roulette #cosplay #if you consider fanart payment #text #this should happen #recommended

5 months ago. 133 Notes

Tags: #Molly #Molly Baker #Naru #Naru Osaka #Sailor Moon #VoTD #but I'mma do it anyway #in my voice #this one probably won't work #recommended

6 months ago. 923 Notes

Tags: #Dark Kingdom #Negaverse #Queen Beryl #Sailor Moon #get out #seriously #the party ended three hours ago #who the fuck #recommended

6 months ago. 243 Notes

Because it was too cute not to!
From “Beauty and the Beast” by Mario Yamada, 2006.

Tags: #Amara #Haruka #Hotaru #Japanese #Michelle #Michiru #Sailor Moon #Sailor Neptune #Sailor Saturn #Sailor Uranus #comic #cute #doujinshi #fanart #fanart #kawaii #scanlation #translation #recommended

7 months ago. 101 Notes

Minako was a brony before bronies even existed.

Minako was a brony before bronies even existed.

Tags: #Friendship is Magic #MLP #MLP:FiM #Mina #Minako #Minako Aino #My Little Pony #Nako Nako #PGSM #Sailor Moon #Sailor V #Sailor Venus #bronies #brony #fanart #recommended

7 months ago. 97 Notes

Sailor Haikus

Though I like cute guys
I’m content with just this mask
What I love is you

- Usagi, “Mask”

Across fifty lives
Books could not teach me as much
As one day with you

- Ami, “Friends”

I will protect you
From pain, suffering, from death,
And my selfishness

- Rei, “Love”

What I see in them
Might not be true likeness, but
My own blind desire

- Makoto, “Senpai”

I suck at poems
Help me, Artemis! I’m stuck
Chicken chicken pig

- Minako, “Homework”

Tags: #Sailor Moon #haiku #poetry #right when you're about to tear up comes Minako #text #writing #recommended

7 months ago. 171 Notes

theshugotv answered: Hot passionate kinky sex with any hot woman fictional, real or pony (Yes I would fuck a pony)

Tags: #Fisheye #Sailor Moon #not judging you or anything #ooh applejack oohhh #there have been a few ponies that caught my eye too #reaction face #recommended

7 months ago. 23 Notes

1. SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST

2. PROTECT THE INNOLENT

3. UPHOLD THE LAW



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