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laroche:

I thought that Planet Girl logo was pretty funny so I made a vector copy for myself

Who’s that, look, flying higher than a bird?
PLANET
PLANET GIRL

laroche:

I thought that Planet Girl logo was pretty funny so I made a vector copy for myself

Who’s that, look, flying higher than a bird?

PLANET

PLANET GIRL

Tags: #it works #reblogged #bootlegs #merchandise #bootleg #vector trace #PLANET GIRL

Reblogged from laroche

5 hours ago. 28 Notes

(Source: laroche)

Tags: #go to sleep #reblogged #merchandise #you better believe I'm tagging this #Chibiusa #Rini #Sailor Chibi Moon #Sailor Mini Moon #photo #photoset

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5 hours ago. 108 Notes

Sailor Mary

sailormoonbootlegs:

Movable Waist and Arms? It sure doesn’t look like it.

Tags: #that head don't look vinyl either #Sailor Mary sounds even more boring than Mercury #reblogged #merchandise #bootleg #bootlegs #photo

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15 hours ago. 28 Notes

piiastar:

Eternal Sailor moonby ~AngeniaC

Tags: #man this person's work #maaannn #reblogged #merchandise #usagi #serena #bunny

Reblogged from piiastar

2 days ago. 145 Notes

starsugars:

sailorfailures:

sailorhoneymoon:

Look what I found in my basement! Allow me to add some excerpts from these “novels”.
…..
Nephlite stood on the lawn below.
“Master!” Princess Diamond held up her box and grinned crazily. “I have the crystal! I’ll drop it to you!”
Nephlite smiled. “Good girl,” he said, raising his hands. “I’ll catch it.”
…..
“Whatever that crystal is,” she declared as her headband glowed gold, “you can bet your stupid purple face that you won’t get it!”
…..
Seeing the princess’ hidden beauty, Serena couldn’t help but wonder if Melvin was a hottie beneath his giant glasses.
…..
Darien unfolded the letter and quickly read it. A shadow settled over his face as he read the name at the bottom.
“‘Tuxedo Mask.’”
“I know. Corny, huh?” Andrew laughed. “I wonder what kind of an idiot came up with a name like that. It sounds like some crazy super-hero in a romance novel.”

GIVE ME THOSE BOOKS
Man I have been planning on buying these terrible things and either scanning or just re-typing them as .PDFs and uploading them, because they are a wonderfully, woefully unexplored clod in this fandom. They are so ridiculously pointless it is beautiful.
More!

HAHAHA OH MY GOD, they actually had a few of those at my old library and…they were really something else. What surprised me though (and I didn’t find this out until later), was that they actually covered some of the ‘missing’ episodes too! Namely the one with the fortune teller and Umino being a little jerk, and the one where they meet Sakiko at the summer house (and they kept her original name too, which was even more surprising). Of course, it naturally had all the hammy moments of the dub too, and Usagi/Serena did a TON of fourth-walling in the first volume, too.
…and come to think about it, Mangafox actually has scans of the volumes here should you ever want to read it! I should probably do that myself soon since I only read the two they had at the library ahah TwT

oh GOD this link
I know what I’ll be reading.

starsugars:

sailorfailures:

sailorhoneymoon:

Look what I found in my basement! Allow me to add some excerpts from these “novels”.

…..

Nephlite stood on the lawn below.

“Master!” Princess Diamond held up her box and grinned crazily. “I have the crystal! I’ll drop it to you!”

Nephlite smiled. “Good girl,” he said, raising his hands. “I’ll catch it.”

…..

“Whatever that crystal is,” she declared as her headband glowed gold, “you can bet your stupid purple face that you won’t get it!”

…..

Seeing the princess’ hidden beauty, Serena couldn’t help but wonder if Melvin was a hottie beneath his giant glasses.

…..

Darien unfolded the letter and quickly read it. A shadow settled over his face as he read the name at the bottom.

“‘Tuxedo Mask.’”

“I know. Corny, huh?” Andrew laughed. “I wonder what kind of an idiot came up with a name like that. It sounds like some crazy super-hero in a romance novel.”

GIVE ME THOSE BOOKS

Man I have been planning on buying these terrible things and either scanning or just re-typing them as .PDFs and uploading them, because they are a wonderfully, woefully unexplored clod in this fandom. They are so ridiculously pointless it is beautiful.

More!

HAHAHA OH MY GOD, they actually had a few of those at my old library and…they were really something else. What surprised me though (and I didn’t find this out until later), was that they actually covered some of the ‘missing’ episodes too! Namely the one with the fortune teller and Umino being a little jerk, and the one where they meet Sakiko at the summer house (and they kept her original name too, which was even more surprising). Of course, it naturally had all the hammy moments of the dub too, and Usagi/Serena did a TON of fourth-walling in the first volume, too.

…and come to think about it, Mangafox actually has scans of the volumes here should you ever want to read it! I should probably do that myself soon since I only read the two they had at the library ahah TwT

oh GOD this link

I know what I’ll be reading.

Tags: #link #reblogged #dubs vs. subs #merchandise

Reblogged from starsugars

3 days ago. 162 Notes

princessnami:

Small costume sale!


Selling my maid Usagi costume: this was made for my sizes (32/26/38), and though the dress will stretch to a variety of smaller/larger sizes, the apron probably will only fit someone with a waist from 24-26 inches.

Includes: Apron (hand painted, attaches with velcro to dress) with bow (attaches with snaps), dress, and headband! (headband was bobby pinned to wig).

THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE THE SHOES OR WIG)

Price: $85 + $15 shipping (USA, for international shipping please contact me)

Please message me/send me an ask if you need more details or are interested!

Tags: #reblogged #signal boost #cosplay #merchandise #link #photo #photoset #manga

Reblogged from princessnami

4 days ago. 98 Notes

moonfigures:

Sailor Moon and Queen Beryl battling hard
2011 Italian Sailor Moon figures

moonfigures:

Sailor Moon and Queen Beryl battling hard

2011 Italian Sailor Moon figures

Tags: #reblogged #aahhh cool #also shows good detail on the moon stick #merchandise #photo #Usagi #Serena #Bunny #Queen Beryl

Reblogged from simplysailormoon

1 week ago. 204 Notes

moonfigures:

Mistress 9 and Black Lady SMW Gashapon
I’m thinking the Sailor Scouts should get to work pretty soon here.

moonfigures:

Mistress 9 and Black Lady SMW Gashapon

I’m thinking the Sailor Scouts should get to work pretty soon here.

Tags: #best pairing ever ok #reblogged #merchandise #black lady's bun is so cute augh #figure #figurine #gashapon #Black Lady #Wicked Lady #Rini #Chibiusa #Hotaru #Mistress Nine

Reblogged from moonfigures

1 week ago. 42 Notes

Coupon Code for Moonie Boutique

sailormoonoutfits:

Hey guys

If you’re interested, you can get 20% off your purchase from Moonie Boutique for the next 3 hours :)

Coupon code is: TWENTYOFF

Happy shopping! :)

http://moonieboutique.storenvy.com/

Go for it guys!

Tags: #she makes good stuff! #reblogged #merchandise #link

Reblogged from sailormoonoutfits

1 week ago. 18 Notes

sailormoonlife:

Whose stuff? Tsukino Usagi/ Serena

From? Anime: Sailor Moon R 

Season Episode 25/ Series Episode 71 - 「友情のため!亜美とベルチェ激突」or ”For Friendship! Ami and Berthier Clash”

What?  Platform bed.  Her bed frame is pink or lavender or white - it is different in each screen shot I took.  No headboard but the key thing is, she has storage drawers under her bed.    

GIMME!  

White twin bed frame with drawers $149.99

Ikea version $149.00. This comes with black drawers that seem easy to paint.

Or, if you are crafty and don’t mind power tools, you can always make your own in whatever color you’d like. 

… Oh my God, you guys, I just bought a new bed. GUYS MY BED LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE USAGI’S.

I even got it for like $10 too at a second hand shop ( ꒪Д꒪) What. I was going to paint it too but I was considering white but now I guess OH WELL WHAT THE HELL NOBODY THINKS I’M STRAIGHT ANYWAY might as well just paint it lavender?

Also now that I know my bed is exactly like Usagi’s I guess I have to get this clock.

sobloodycute:

Edit #2: I just discovered if I leave the alarm on, it actually DOES start chirping like a bird. :O

SOLD.

Seriously, though, these beds (at least in my experience) are fairly common - so I’d suggest before you go paying lots of money for a new one, you browse around second-hand furniture stores and op shops. You’ll likely be able to find one for a great deal.

Tags: #asofihaeorty #my subconscious obviously knew what I was picking #reblogged #merchandise #Usagi #Serena #Bunny

Reblogged from sailormoonlife

1 week ago. 66 Notes

1. SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST

2. PROTECT THE INNOLENT

3. UPHOLD THE LAW



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