I don’t really have any words. I’m just gleeful.
I just… I don’t even….
I imagine that this is also how Mamoru presents himself during medical examinations, etc.
“HELP US! WE’RE GOING TO FALL!”
“Oh, no! This looks like a job for- wait. Did I leave my Tuxedo at the dry cleaners? Oh, darn!”
OK SO BASICALLY in PGSM there’s this Special Act where Mamoru and Usagi are having a heart-to-heart about Tuxedo Masks’s origin.
And he tells her some bullshit story about a creepy old dude in a tuxedo telling him to transform with a magical bandaid. Usagi eats that shit up, and then he’s all “WTF are you stupid? None of that happened”.
OH OK so Mamoru is basically just one giant troll, I see.
BUT THEN WE SEE THE CREEPY OLD GUY hiding in the bushes watching them!
So that means that he exists, and Mamoru’s story was true, and he’s really DOUBLE-TROLLING USAGI. Right?
“THIS GUY” IS KING ENDYMION TRAVELLING BACK IN TIME TO