Sailor Tumblr Game!

What if… Tumblr accounts were Star Seeds? So all of our Tumblr accounts were actually Sailor Soldier identities??
Use this game/meme to find out what your ~true Tumblr Soldier form~ is!

The number of characters in your username determines what kind of powers you use:

1-5: Fire
6-10: Water
11-15: Earth
16-20: Air
21+ (even number): Light
21+ (odd number): Darkness

The first character determines your main colour scheme. (You can have other colours, so long as the two you’re given are the most obvious.) This includes stuff like hair and eyes as well as your outfit.

A: Green and Blue
B: Green and Red
C: Green and Pink
D: Green and Yellow
E: Green and Purple
F: Green and Black
G: Green and White
H: Blue and Red
I: Blue and Pink
J: Blue and Yellow
K: Blue and Purple
L: Blue and Black
M: Blue and White
N: Red and Pink
O: Red and Yellow
P: Red and Purple
Q: Red and Black
R: Red and White
S: Pink and Yellow
T: Pink and Purple
U: Pink and Black
V: Pink and White
W: Yellow and Purple
X: Yellow and Black
Y: Yellow and White
Z: Purple and Black
0-4: Purple and White
5-9 (or -/_): Black and White

The number of syllables determines what kind of guardian you have.

Odd number: Mau cat
Even number: Coronis bird
Could be an odd or even number, depending on your pronunciation: Frat boy in a gemstone

Now go here: http://deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/
Type your username twice. What results is your battle speech (“For love and justice…”), no matter how silly.
Now do it again, but type it just the once. That’s your attack.

Now go decide what she looks like, and then post all about your *true Tumblr Soldier identity*!

Sailor Moon Drinking Game #2

This isn’t a second drinking game, but rather, more rules to go with the first lot. After playing the game first-hand for a little while it became apparent that there had been some gross oversights.
Same background as before; these are for the Dub DVDs only and are mostly about the first two seasons since 1) reading subtitles when drunk is not recommended, and 2) those are the DVDs I own. I apologise if there are typos; I’m probably drunk. It is a wonder I am typing at all.

• SIP every time the words clearly don’t match up with their mouth-flaps. I’m talking super-noticeable, here; like where a character’s mouth hangs open for ages of silence, or their jaw moves eleven times for a two-syllable word. If you took a sip for every little mis-matched word you’d end up pissing yourself before the ad break.
• SIP each time they mess up which Nega-whatever they’re talking about; for reference, “Negaverse” is the “Dark Kingdom” (their evil organisation) and “Negaforce” is Metaria (the thing they gather energy to feed), but for quite a few of the early episodes they use them interchangeably. If you want you can also SIP each time any enemy past the first series mentions being part of a “Nega-“whatever; like when the Doom Tree aliens mention Queen Beryl, or when Catzy says she’s from the “Negamoon”, etc.
• SIP each time someone mentions a surprisingly long/difficult/uncommon word that would be considered extended vocabulary for its target audience of elementary school kids (“vapid”, “impertinent”, etc.).
• DRAIN each time someone mentions something that never fucking happened.
• SIP each time the communicators are used because they’re cool and not seen nearly enough.
• SIP each time someone goes too overboard in insulting someone (unless they’re a monster or speaking to one).
• SIP each time someone’s last name is mentioned (unless it’s a teacher, or someone else usually referred to by their last name - in which case, SIP when hearing their first name).
• Later episodes; SIP each time Terri Hawkes does her “yodeling wail”. You know the one.
• SIP each time you see that exact same picture they always recycle to establish  “Crossroads Junior High” because they were too cheap to edit the Japanese out of any other scenes.
• SIP if Melvin says something ambiguously camp.
• For later seasons; SIP each time someone mentions Amara and Michelle being cousins. TWO SIPS if it’s someone who has no resaon to know that they could possibly be related; say, Kaori Night.
• SIP each time someone calls Rini “the Rabbit”.

Sailor Moon Drinking Game #1

This game is meant to be played when watching the Dub version because who the hell wants to read subtitles when they’re drunk? And more to the point I’ve focused it on the first season and first half of R because those are the only DVDs I own. Feel free to supplement your own rules if you’re watching a different version.

Everyone play along and post your increasingly drunken thoughts about the series.

• DRAIN if it’s fucking Molly getting attacked again (exception for the first episode)
• SIP every time you see stock footage (this includes Tuxedo Masks’s rose sinking into the floor; you can skip this rule if you’re not too fond of alcohol poisoning). TWO SIPS if it’s “Disguise Power”, though, because it’s cool and doesn’t get used nearly enough.
• SIP every time someone uses out-dated slang. TWO SIPS if it’s a word with “-meister” or “-osaurus” on the end. DRAIN if it’s not even a real word (wongo???).
• SIP every time someone is grossly OOC - Serena’s a total bitch, Amy acts boy-crazy, Mina is the responsible one, etc.
• DRAIN if someone’s attack name is totally different that episode for no reason.
• SIP every time Darien appears wearing a pink shirt or that terrible jogging mishap. If you want to play hard, SIP every time he wears his green blazer.
• SIP every time a Monster makes a truly awful pun regarding their design theme/the theme of the episode. TWO SIPS if Sailor Moon mentions it in her speech. THREE SIPS if it’s any of the other Scouts.
• SIP every time a character lets slip that the show takes place in Tokyo.
• If you really want to get drunk fast, SIP every time you see a Dub-only scene transition. Otherwise, just SIP every time it’s not actually transitioning anywhere (ie. it happens in the middle of a scene). TWO SIPS if it obscures something important.
• SIP every time it’s obvious that Japanese was poorly removed from the background.
• TWO SIPS every time there’s glaringly obvious Japanese that was left in.
• SIP every time Serena trips over something.
• For R: SIP every time Anne says some variation of “But Alan, if the tree dies, we die!”
• TWO SIPS every time Raye and Serena get into a fight that involves raspberries.
• SIP every time Serena is called “Meatball Head”, or some variant of. TWO SIPS if it’s not by Darien.
• SIP: “Moondusted!”
• TWO SIPS if you spot a reference to Sailor Moon or another series within the episode (eg. a Sailor V plush in the crane machine, or a poster with Wapiko on it). Doesn’t count if the characters acknowledge it (so, not for the Sailor V poster/game).
• SIP if Raye gets to use one of her seals.
• THREE SIPS if the girls get to kick ass without being transformed.
• SIP if Amy says something needlessly nerdy in an attempt to show that she is the “smart” one. TWO SIPS if it’s Melvin. THREE if the reference is merely “the Internet”.
• SIP for every panty shot that got by the censors. Awww yeaahhh.
• SIP every time Lita mentions someone (or… thing) reminds her of her “old boyfriend”. TWO SIPS if he mentions him by name (Kenny).
• TWO SIPS every time Serena and Mina do something in tandem.
• THREE SIPS every time someone gets a new item, attack or upgrade.
• SIP if her speech ends with “… and that means you!” instead of “I’ll punish you!”.
• THREE SIPS if the “Sailor Says…” segment includes footage that was cut from the actual episode.
• SIP every time Serena is referred to as the “leader” before she gets the Crescent Moon Wand.
• THREE SIPS every time Rini uses the Luna-P ball’s “Kitty Magic”.
• THREE SIPS if Tuxedo Masks’s speech doesn’t make a fucking lick of sense.
• THREE SIPS each time it’s painfully obvious that the scene has been edited - the frame freezes awkwardly, or they decide to recycle/reverse clips…
• THREE SIPS if the episode title has “Blues” in it.
• TWO SIPS if Sailor Moon’s speech is prompted by someone else asking, “Who are you??”.
• THREE SIPS each time you hear a proper song in English - stuff like “Rainy Day Man”, “My Only Love”, etc. This doesn’t include the opening at the beginning of the episode, but it does count if you hear it during the episode sung by the characters.
• You can skip this rule if you want, but SIP every time Princess Serena shows that she’s A LADY a Princess by not using a contraction (that means something like “it is” instead of “it’s”).
• For the later seasons, SIP every time you see “the gang” hanging out at the Crown Parlour (that’s the cafe part, not the arcade). Also SIP every time there’s a study session at Raye’s.
• DRAIN if a Scout other than Sailor Moon beats the MoTD.

That’s all I can think of for now. Some are pinched from various other Sailor Moon Drinking Games I found on the ‘net. If you have your own suggestions let me know through Asks, or post them and tag them with #Sailor Moon Drinking Game. Hopefully this will be fun.

So for a while now

I’ve wanted to make a combination board/card game about Sailor Moon that could be played online, with real people. The unfortunate part is that I have no idea how I’d do that. I don’t really have any bias about how it would be set up - to have the entire game available as a flash game would be handy, of course, but perhaps not practical/feasible. I wouldn’t mind if it were set up on a kind of “honour system” (like, it’s meant to accompany talking/organising the actual game with your friends over MSN or AIM, and the “game” parts just do things like randomize which cards you get, show you which ones you have and where you are on the board, etc. so there aren’t any actual strict anti-cheating methods in the game). It would be ideal if you could sign up and actually play with random people in other parts of the world without knowing them beforehand, but this wouldn’t be necessary at the beginning.

Does anyone have any ideas? (Or, in the unlikely event that anyone here is good at even basic coding/scripting, and you’d be interested in offering some time/advice, you know I’d be all over that.) Have you seen other online card games that were handled simply/easily rather than a big flashy Flash game (no pun intended) or server-needing clusterfucks?

In the meantime maybe I’ll just post pictures of some of these concept cards I made, because even without the game they’re kind of interesting to look at.