Wave yo’ hands in the air like you just don’t care
oh my god it’s so violent
i don’t know why this creeps me out so much
Ok, so watch the .gif. Enjoy its WTFery at its face value.
Then watch it again with a “MR. SPARKLE”-style voice over.
Foolish maidens, your inferior foot products are dishonoring your socks! Cease this flamboyant miniskirtery and return to your looms, so that you may bask in my polite rubber soles!