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Welcome to SAILOR FAILURES, a Tumblog about Sailor Moon. Despite the name, THIS IS NOT A MOCK BLOG.
If you're looking for a lighthearted Tumblr to reminisce about your childhood, this probably isn't it. It's a blog for people who obsess about Sailor Moon as much as I do. Translation; It's nerdy.

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(For people concerned about the moral ethics of these products)

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Sailor Tumblr Game!

What if… Tumblr accounts were Star Seeds? So all of our Tumblr accounts were actually Sailor Soldier identities??
Use this game/meme to find out what your ~true Tumblr Soldier form~ is!

The number of characters in your username determines what kind of powers you use:

1-5: Fire
6-10: Water
11-15: Earth
16-20: Air
21+ (even number): Light
21+ (odd number): Darkness

The first character determines your main colour scheme. (You can have other colours, so long as the two you’re given are the most obvious.) This includes stuff like hair and eyes as well as your outfit.

A: Green and Blue
B: Green and Red
C: Green and Pink
D: Green and Yellow
E: Green and Purple
F: Green and Black
G: Green and White
H: Blue and Red
I: Blue and Pink
J: Blue and Yellow
K: Blue and Purple
L: Blue and Black
M: Blue and White
N: Red and Pink
O: Red and Yellow
P: Red and Purple
Q: Red and Black
R: Red and White
S: Pink and Yellow
T: Pink and Purple
U: Pink and Black
V: Pink and White
W: Yellow and Purple
X: Yellow and Black
Y: Yellow and White
Z: Purple and Black
0-4: Purple and White
5-9 (or -/_): Black and White

The number of syllables determines what kind of guardian you have.

Odd number: Mau cat
Even number: Coronis bird
Could be an odd or even number, depending on your pronunciation: Frat boy in a gemstone

Now go here: http://deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/
Type your username twice. What results is your battle speech (“For love and justice…”), no matter how silly.
Now do it again, but type it just the once. That’s your attack.

Now go decide what she looks like, and then post all about your *true Tumblr Soldier identity*!

Tags: #Sailor Tumblrs #Tumblr Soldiers #WE WILL FORM AN ARMY #of blindingly-coloured Sailor Soldiers #idek #but I love these kinds of things #Sailor Moon #meme #game

4 months ago. 279 Notes

burningmandala:

Here is Sailor Barbed Wire. She looks different than what I remember. Her civilian name is Jade Valentine. She was married to Calintz Jerevinan, divorced, and then married to Batsu Ichimonji.
She had a barbed wire chain as a weapon. I think I made a different design for SSBW where barbed wire was actually on her outfit.
This was the only picture I could find and it won’t let me enlarge it.
I remember a gaudy, pixelated mess I made where she was in mid air yelling “sugoi!” I want tho find that picture SO BAD.
That’s all the info I could find on my RP profile.
I was a weird 11/12 year old.
I also had a couple more RP characters: Biyomon Girl (gijinka), Sailor Star Fire, and Sailor Snow. I wish I could find everything I ever made. I could use a good laugh.

It’s beautiful.
You know what Tumblr should do? Make a Sailor Team about weird Soldiers revolving around inanimate objects, with different SM Tumblrs making each member. Sailor Barbed Wire can be their leader because I can’t top that.BRB, working on mine.

burningmandala:

Here is Sailor Barbed Wire. She looks different than what I remember. Her civilian name is Jade Valentine. She was married to Calintz Jerevinan, divorced, and then married to Batsu Ichimonji.

She had a barbed wire chain as a weapon. I think I made a different design for SSBW where barbed wire was actually on her outfit.

This was the only picture I could find and it won’t let me enlarge it.

I remember a gaudy, pixelated mess I made where she was in mid air yelling “sugoi!” I want tho find that picture SO BAD.

That’s all the info I could find on my RP profile.

I was a weird 11/12 year old.

I also had a couple more RP characters: Biyomon Girl (gijinka), Sailor Star Fire, and Sailor Snow.

I wish I could find everything I ever made. I could use a good laugh.

It’s beautiful.

You know what Tumblr should do? Make a Sailor Team about weird Soldiers revolving around inanimate objects, with different SM Tumblrs making each member. Sailor Barbed Wire can be their leader because I can’t top that.
BRB, working on mine.

Tags: #reblogged #beautiful #otaku senshi #Sailor Moon #Sailor Barbed Wire #Tumblr Soldiers

Reblogged from burningmandala

7 months ago. 20 Notes

1. SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST

2. PROTECT THE INNOLENT

3. UPHOLD THE LAW



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