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Ok, so, Amada released some scented trading cards in the 90s. Obviously the entire card was not scented, just a part of it (like scratch-and-sniff presumably). Some cards make it easier to see this circle of sniffable area, like this one:

You might recognise the art on them and how each of them featured different flowers, because they were floral scented. So the scented patch goes over what you’re smelling; ie. the plants.

But what

are we smelling

here…

Tags: #scratch scratch #sniff #is that... #the ocean I smell? #well it's certainly fishy #HEY-OH #seiyarimshot.gif #literally smelling uranus #Sailor Moon #90s

Man. This commercial. Let me tell you about this commercial. Back when I was a wee kid and I was only really aware of the dubbed first season of Sailor Moon, I would get my pre-Internet fix by renting the same old VHS tapes from the local video store. This ad played at the beginning of every single tape to the point where I basically memorised the dialogue. The unfortunate part about this clip is that it cuts out right before the oddly stoic male narrator could say “Each… sold separately.”. He was really contemplating that each doll was sold separately.

That girl who just had to be Moon and Venus, lmao.

I’M SAILOR VENUS AND I’LL BET SAILOR JUPITER’S AT THE MALL WITH A BOY
SLUT

Sailor Mercury you can’t command star powers. You are not Nephrite. You are possibly suffering a headcold, sit down.

Tags: #nostalgia #Sailor Moon #90s #commercial #video #YouTube #merchandise #Irwin Toys #I would have done this as a kid if I'd had that many friends

prettysenshi:

Episode 23 Wish Upon a Shooting Star! Naru’s Pure Love

Normally I don’t care for people reblogging pictures just to point out the fashion, but allow me to be a hypocrite and an asshole (that seems to be my theme today) and say that I believe I saw Mamoru’s shirt before on an 80s-era Barbie doll.

Tags: #I don't think it was even an official Barbie doll or anything #maybe Shirley Moore #Sailor Moon #reblogged #90s #Mamoru #Darien #Tuxedo Mask #mamoru you're such a fucking dork

obsedant:

flawless fashion

I actualy have always loved Usagi’s outfit here, even if it looks like Makoto got a 2-for-1 special on sweaters at her local surplus store and gifted her one. But seriously, Usagi looks like she could travel the globe as a kickass Pokemon Trainer wearing that outfit. I have no idea where that logic is coming from but it’s just adorkable.

obsedant:

flawless fashion

I actualy have always loved Usagi’s outfit here, even if it looks like Makoto got a 2-for-1 special on sweaters at her local surplus store and gifted her one. But seriously, Usagi looks like she could travel the globe as a kickass Pokemon Trainer wearing that outfit. I have no idea where that logic is coming from but it’s just adorkable.

(Source: cuntscape)

Tags: #reblogged #Sailor Moon #screencap #90s #Pokemon

Tags: #They got the colours mixed up but he's too nice to say anything #Mamoru seems like the kind of guy who'd say 'aww shucks' #Sailor Moon #Cake Wrecks #Mamoru Chiba #Darien Shields #90s #fashion #Tuxedo Mask #degrees of separation

You know what, fuck all y’all, I think Hawk is fierce

You know what, fuck all y’all, I think Hawk is fierce

Tags: #90s #Sailor Moon #fashion #oh lord #I came #Hawk's Eye #Amazon Trio

Tags: #90s #Amazon Trio #Sailor Moon #Tiger's Eye #Tiger's Eye is a Hardcore #Yu-Gi-Oh #leather.jpg #things that only Frizzy thinks are funny #recommended #normally I wouldn't really put this under 'recommended' #but considering the notes it got I guess other people think it's funny too

fuckyeahsailorv:

retrosofa:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING.
And to think she wears something worse in Stars. Oh God.

It is a pretty amazing outfit.

 
I WILL HEAR NOBODY SPEAK ILL OF BUTTERFLY IDOL DRESS.
it has always been a dream of mine to see someone cosplay this

fuckyeahsailorv:

retrosofa:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING.

And to think she wears something worse in Stars. Oh God.

It is a pretty amazing outfit.

I WILL HEAR NOBODY SPEAK ILL OF BUTTERFLY IDOL DRESS.

it has always been a dream of mine to see someone cosplay this

Tags: #reblogged #Minako Aino #Butterfly Idol Dress #Mina Aino #Sailor Venus #Sailor Moon #fashion #90s